I hop, you hop, we all hop for IHOP! Just kidding, nobody likes IHOP.
If I just offended you, I apologize ... but not really. If you have a soft spot for the International House of Pancakes while living in New Jersey, the diner capital of the world? Then quite frankly, you deserve to be offended. IHOP serves mediocre food in dining rooms that are so sticky from spilled syrup that you need to shower after you visit.